Let's see how it works!'įreed was smashed in the face by a massive book, and a librarian shushed at him. John was raised in the jungle, beat the living shit out of some of the alpha males, and became known as Tarzan. Rich British people are stupid I guess, they died. Tarzan was named John Clayton as a baby, but when his parents took him to an African jungle because. Tarzan didn't meet his typical girl, and probably would still be king of the jungle if he did.
He conquered the strongest apes, mocked the fiercest tigers, and even hippos ran from him, and hippos eat crocs for breakfast! He was easily a man's man, in a manless world. Our friend Tarzan was found, as a great beast. Our friend Edgar was sadly 103 years too early before we found Tarzan.
This is a collaboration that I wrote 50/50 along with another great writer, Monkeyfreed, who has done a ton of great work along the lines of females being stronger than males, if you like this story and if you like that subject, don't hesitate to visit his page and check out his stuff! monkeyfreed.*****įreed is in a stuffy library, holding a book titled 'Tarzan', and is smoking a pipe. 'This is based off a music video titled 'Roar' Made by Katy Perry, and the fictional series 'Tarzan', I don't own Tarzan at all.'
